Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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