? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Fuck appropriateness.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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