he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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