Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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