Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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