Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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