he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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