i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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