Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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