My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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