Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We need a shit load of segways right now
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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