The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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