nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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