i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
