Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I understand Curling. That high.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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