I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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