Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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