sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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