i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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