Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Randomize
