lets start a swedish sibling band together
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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