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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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