Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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