I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm too high and old for this...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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