But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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