jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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