oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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