So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh god it's open bar.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
