so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
