Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
All the doctor said was why
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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