I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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