$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just cropdusted the office
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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