Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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