In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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