I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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