im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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