just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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