and you said cock pushups were impossible
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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