I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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