On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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