Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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