Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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