When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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