If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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