I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
