They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Do I have a choice?
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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