Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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