Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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