you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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