There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
