I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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