are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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