butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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