I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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