It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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