ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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