I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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