I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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