So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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